you would pick up someone in the library
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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