All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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