Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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