: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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