zippers are such a cool invention
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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