I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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