If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
im holly from the hills drunk
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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