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say what?
wanna hang out?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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