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  • Submitted by Sweatsocks on Nov 2, 10 at 6:02pm

    TFLN submitters need to learn the meanings of A) literally, B) legitimately, and C) randomly. He did not "randomly" give you Plan B. He gave it to you with a very specific, direct purpose: to kill that zygote.

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      Submitted by GlassCastles on Nov 2, 10 at 6:29pm

      And cranky TFLN commenters need to get over the fact that words can have both formal and vernacular connotations. Speakers use 'random' to mean 'out of the blue' and 'literally' to mean 'seriously' or 'really' and it's not some sort of assault on English, it's evidence of the fact that languages are always in flux. Speakers aren't 'misusing' the words, they're adapting them. So quit whining and go be offended about something... legitimate. ;&#

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        Submitted by ViolentViolet on Nov 2, 10 at 8:12pm

        Stop making excuses for the dumb people.

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      Submitted by Valkyrie on Nov 3, 10 at 2:07am

      Sweatsocks, I like your thinking.

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      Submitted by FCJL214 on Nov 3, 10 at 2:10am

      The decision to give her Plan B may not have been random for him, but from her perspective it was likely the furthest thing from her mind. I'd also argue that she could have meant that doing so at the library was fairly random, as if he just happened to bump into her, but then the 'random' in her post would have been needed to be placed earlier. Even so, harping on spelling and grammar on a website that posts text messages, typically drunken, high, or otherwise, is a stupid waste of effort.

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      Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Nov 3, 10 at 10:17am

      i was quite literally gonna say the same thing. this was no random occurrence.

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    Submitted by gabbiechaos on Nov 3, 10 at 12:13am

    What a gentleman.

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    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 2, 10 at 4:06pm

    That's just a wild guess. They take WAY too long to count.

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    Submitted by Taipan on Nov 4, 10 at 12:11am

    Well use a damn condom and maybe you won't have to worry about being embarrassed in the library. Because, of course, unwanted pregnancy and herpes both pale in comparison to that trauma.

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    Submitted by cnl17 on Nov 2, 10 at 11:52pm

    @michguy : If it's hereditary shouldn't you not exist? Lol good try though

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    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 2, 10 at 7:43pm

    Boil that zygote, boil that zygote!

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    Submitted by jrm261 on Nov 9, 10 at 5:40pm

    Who the hell knows what their sperm count is?

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    Submitted by Michguy on Nov 2, 10 at 7:13pm

    I'm impressed, and it was not random. You should have sexes me, I'm sterile and it's hereditary.

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 4, 10 at 3:05am

      Sooo...your mom is a hermaphrodite?