He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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