sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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