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  • 66 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:59pm

    hmm, maybe they had to cut out some cancer shit right by your balls while you were on anesthesia. oh wait, that's just me

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:51pm

    6:31, your idea of humor perturbs me.

  • 48 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:32pm

    Be thankful that she didn't pour half litter of hot wax all over it.

  • 51 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:55pm

    That's fuckin gross and crossing the line

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:43pm

    3:15 you just made my day.

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:12am

    Contralateral neglect!

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:06pm

    To see if you would shave the rest of them as a result. You're being used for scientific observation, enjoy the attention.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:04pm

    I knicked my grundle the other day. Hurt like a bitch. Scab came off when I took a huge shit too. I need to start waxing everything instead.

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 3:15pm

    she was wearing an eyepatch, dude...

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:56am

    So they could set the other half on fire to make the crabs run out so they could stab them with a fork!

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:45pm

    8:51 is my fucking idol

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:58am

    I just really hope they shaved with the direction of the hair.

  • 44 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:44pm

    if u really read all of these texts, they all sound like the same person

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:50am

    Now please explain who would want to do tht!

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:42pm

    Why the fuck would SOMEBODY ELSE WANT TO?!

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:24pm

    So sad that this person is from my home area

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:42pm

    he needed another toothbrush.

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:39pm

    11:31 they pasted the missing half to your face wax wax wax

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:46pm

    6:31 how was that funny at all, or even mildly relevant..?

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:01pm

    Gotta clean up thepumpkin patch everyday. -GoAtSe

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:49pm

    i like it when they shaved makes em look clean

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:09pm

    The OP probally did it. The most action the OP has ever got. . .

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:54pm

    why is there always someone on every post whose gotta say the text is fake? annoying...

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 5:19pm

    Lol totally my area code.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:41pm

    because you are a stupid motherfucker

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 10:50pm

    You people have outdone yourselfs

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:51pm

    YOU SHOULD HAVE SHAVED THE OTHER HALF OFF AND MADE IT INTO A MOUSTACHE -7R0LLZ0RZ

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 5:41am

    6:31 the problem is rigor dosent set in for like 12 hours to set in, and by then the bodys cold. trick is, ten hours after death you have to put them in a HOT bath. rigor sets and youve still got a warm vag. :)

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:31pm

    Haha foothills. Figures.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:39am

    Blame brunsy he's a little bitch

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:08pm

    take a hint and trim that shit

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:31pm

    Why the fuck are my eyebrows so big

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:23am

    Because a new study shows fat girls have hairy boxes bc they can't reach it to shave it

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:40pm

    it was your lil bro that shaved you ur bush kept getting caught in his braces use nair

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:28pm

    They wanted a 12 year old but didn't want you to know?

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:38am

    I'm a guy. I keep my stuff in check. But I have never taken a razor to the boys. Just freaks me out. And side note from someone who doesn't need to trim to make it look bigger: ya ain't foolin' anyone.

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 6:30am

    well, 6:23, half of them are right. it's a 50-50 chance, look at that!

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:35am

    one time i let my pubes grow out just to cut them all off and stuff them into my mouth

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:26am

    Most of these replies are fuckin stupid, you people have like ZERO personality.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:48pm

    maybe because halfway through the razor got dull? 8===D

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:47pm

    It was diagnal. I know this cause I shaved the bastard

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:51pm

    fuckin' sick but forreaal keep that shit trimmed -CRNN.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:49pm

    why can't i bad night the lame ass advertisement??!?!?! but yeah...why do you even have pubes to shave! trim that shit up chewbaca!

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:29pm

    I shave my pubes everyday. Feels good, man

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:02am

    You have to trim the bush to make the tree look bigger!!

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:12am

    Because you "rang the bell" on the other half??

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 3:13pm

    she was wearing an eye patch, dude

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 6:23am

    I find it funny how half of you assume its a guy, and the other half assume its a girl

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:21pm

    I'm from the 209 too. Its only a matter of time before I hear about this at a party

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:48pm

    you passed out with your shoes on. dumbass