2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
dude i'm inner monologue high
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he fucked my hip out of place.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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