There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm really into asian looking animals
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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