well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
How external is "for external use only"?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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