If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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