Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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