um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
smell my finger.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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