Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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