So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Help. Why am I so naked?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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