Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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