oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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