my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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