how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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