If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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