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I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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