Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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