I want to make a zoo with you.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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