there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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