a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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