Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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