Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
high people should be assigned attendants
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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