is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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