Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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