I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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