I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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