Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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