he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
you never un-have a 4some
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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