I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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