he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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