dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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