Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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