i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You don't make any sense
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