Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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