my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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