I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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