how can u be prego again
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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