the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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