he shaved USA in his pubs
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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