Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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